A Determined Bird

A Determined Bird craved for a porno magazine that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

A Determined Bird desired a ball that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. A ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Determined Bird found a melon that they would often play with. It was a different proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

A Determined Bird desperately needed a crown that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

A Determined Bird searched for a block of cheese that they would eat. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

A Determined Bird wanted a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.