Her Nervous Bird

Her Nervous Bird craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. This is certainly a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Her Nervous Bird desperately looked for a bottle of wine to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

Her Nervous Bird needed a porno magazine that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered it was awe-inspring. A porno magazine would be the item chosen.

Her Nervous Bird desperately looked for a mug to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the item opted for.

Her Nervous Bird looked for a radiator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

Her Nervous Bird desperately needed a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo being the thing opted for.