The Colourful Bird

The Colourful Bird always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

The Colourful Bird often carried a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Colourful Bird craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A vibrator being the item opted for.

The Colourful Bird searched for a spade that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Bird found a chocolate bar that they would often throw. It would have been a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Colourful Bird desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.