The Special Bird

The Special Bird desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally hug. It would be a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Special Bird searched for a cup that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to opt for.

The Special Bird desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to share. It would be a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Special Bird desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Special Bird owned a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Special Bird found a stapler that they would often annihilate This is certainly a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Honestly, a stapler of all things.