The Crazy Bird

The Crazy Bird often carried a computer that they would worship. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Bird carried a crown that they would often sit and look at. It might be a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a crown being the thing selected.

The Crazy Bird desperately searched for a sword to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Bird carried a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Bird desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Bird had a bag of poop that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to select.