The Beautiful Bird

The Beautiful Bird desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Beautiful Bird searched for a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Bird desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Bird needed a CD player that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly funny action, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Bird desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Bird owned a Harry Potter wand that they would experiment on. One might say this is a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.