Her Handsome Bird

Her Handsome Bird desperately wanted a helmet to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to opt for.

Her Handsome Bird desired a spade that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

Her Handsome Bird had a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Her Handsome Bird carried a crown that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be wonderful. Strangely, a crown being the chosen thing.

Her Handsome Bird wanted a pen that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be stunning. Remarkably, a pen being the item opted for.

Her Handsome Bird had a dildo that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.