My Retarded Bird

My Retarded Bird desperately searched for a sword that they liked to demolish. It should be an astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword having that done to it

My Retarded Bird desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

My Retarded Bird needed a teapot that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

My Retarded Bird wanted a pen that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen of all things.

My Retarded Bird needed a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

My Retarded Bird wanted a condom that they would often put down their trousers. It should be an exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.