My Big Bird

My Big Bird wanted a toilet brush that they would often sleep with. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

My Big Bird looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item selected.

My Big Bird desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would experiment on. It should have been a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

My Big Bird found a little monkey that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to select.

My Big Bird desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

My Big Bird desperately searched for a computer that they would demolish. It might be a fairly original activity, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. A computer being the item opted for.