A Depressed Bird

A Depressed Bird always carried a cup that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Bird needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Bird, who considered it was fun. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

A Depressed Bird desired a cup that they liked to hug. It would have been a curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Bird desperately desired a CD player that they would often try to balance on their head. It is an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen thing.

A Depressed Bird carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

A Depressed Bird looked for a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a hat is the thing that was chosen.