Stupid Bird

Stupid Bird needed a wig that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a wig is the item to opt for.

Stupid Bird had a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. It was an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Bird found a stretchman that they would annihilate This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Stupid Bird found a set of lego that they liked to break. It would be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a set of lego of all things.

Stupid Bird desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. A ball was the chosen thing.

Stupid Bird always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt it was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.