Bitcoin Whale Trading Guide

Follow these 4 simple steps for global crypto domination:

Step 1) Pump

Step 2) FOMO

Step 3) Dump

Step 4) FUD

Repeat as necessary to accumulate all BTC at bargain rates before a Satoshi is worth a penny. It's more fun if you do it with your friends!

Optional: Work futures alongside pumping and dumping to maximize revenue.