top 5 weridest cyptocurrencies.

in #bitcoin7 years ago

So i was searching through coin market cap looking for rough diamonds and i found these weird cryptocurrencies. This is just a bit of fun, in no way am i telling people do buy these coins.<,h2>

1. Jesus coin

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This coin is absolutely crazy its offensive and bordering racist. . The dev team is made up of Jesus' disciples and customer support is Jesus' donkey. Here are a few statements from their website.

“And there would be a cryptocurrency, and it would be wondrous, and the Lord would say unto thee followers buy thee Jesus Coin, at the highest possible bonus structure”

“Jesus Coin is guaranteed to save all of its owners from hell (except Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Bahai, Buddhists and Sikhs)”.

"the coin is 37% more effective than prayr."

https://jesuscoin.network/


2. The useless Ethereum token.

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Here is what their website claims to be.

“The world’s first 100% honest Ethereum ICO”.

Rumor has it that EOS wanted this name for their token but it was unavailable.

https://uetoken.com/


3. Evil Coin

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This is how they pitch you evil coin.

"The purpose of this coin is to embrace and inspire evil."

"FUDers and Trolls are EVIL, so they are welcome here.
Pumpers and Dumpers are EVIL, so they are welcome here".

http://evilcoin.xyz/


4. Tittie coin

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This coin is the official currency of tittie island, sign me up.

https://tittiecoin.com/


5. 300 token

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Prepare for glory with the 300 token, it takes its sparta laws very seriously, it also has its own spartan solier conduct.

" I. HODL. Always Hodl!"
"II. NO DUMPING. Dumping is Forbidden under Spartan law!"
"III. DESTROY FUD. NO MERCY TO FUD!"


I hope you had fun checking out these crazy coins, if you know of any others add them in the comments.

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