Bitcoin Blocktopus is coming! $$PARODYPOST$$

The following is a parody post and not real. Have fun.

Attn all:

Bitcoin will finally blocktopus in one month once the bitflowers finally sprout in the ashes of Mount Doomariah Jacobsen.

What is BLOCKTOPUS?

Your bitcoin will grow eight legs and each leg will have multiple crypto suckers on them which will in turn each have a wallet that will grow 80 percent every day making up crypto king by the end of the day.

WE ARE ALL BLOCKTOPUS.

WE ARE ALL BLOCKTOPUS.

BLOCKTOPUS IS COMING.

remember it's a parody post