5 bitcoin jokes

Here's a top five list of jokes you can use to amuse yourself, while trying to explain what Bitcoin is to people who are clueless.

1. What's the difference between people who don't own bitcoin and the ones that do? A lot of money.
2. What's the digital way of describing bitcoin owners among the regular population? The ones next to the zero's.
3. Why did the bitcoin cross the road? Because there was a fork in the road.
4. What's the difference between crypto currencies and casino's? Most people walk away with a profit, but the buffet sucks.
5. Why does Donald Trump hate Bitcoin? Because he loves to write his name in Bitcoin Gold.