Subject: Budgeting for Chaos

in #blockcorp8 years ago (edited)

... As you can see we are down in chaos this quarter Δ .δ % from last.

One of the intended results of the Q4 marketing campaign is to put that chaotic spark back into the mining of blocks. If every block is mined 100% of the time at 100% efficiency that means that no blocks are slipping beyond the veil betwixt universes! If that happens our competitors will start to feel bad about their productivity. You don't want suicides on your conscious do you?

Remember our Secret Society Division's slogan from September?
"Remember to forget everything you know about mining blocks!"

I know you had requested a 10:30 meeting regarding the new marketing budget, but you didn't tell me if that was 10:30 am or 10:30 pm so I propose we hold meetings at both times in case there is confusion from previous emails regarding the time.

Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division


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