WTF?! Charts And Cluelessness Doesn't Mix At All!

Here you are, all grown up learning the exciting world of exchange markets! You understand the ups and downs, the terminology, the risk, the analysis, the rush... and then you see it... the freaking candlestick charts.

You totally nail the line charts but been running away from those sticks from hell. Who the hell thought candlesticks charts were a good idea?! Who?! And who the hell told the exchange markets devs all people understand and love those diabolical sticks?! Seriously, who?! I've been 2 years trying to learn and understand those shitty sticks but guess what? I'm clueless so I forget things easily! On top of that I get bored in a blink of an eye and I swear to God I even think I have ADHD and hyperactivity cause I can't be without moving, learning something cause I feel I'm gonna die of boredom! So imagine a clueless, hyper human being that gets bored in a blink of an eye trying to learn something that can't even stand!

Yeah! That's me! One side of my brain says laaaa- laaa-laaaa and the other one scold me for not paying attention! My heart starts to wonder about silly stuff and my eyes shift to the next thing to me.... And that's just the first 5 seconds! What's next is a fierce battle between left and right brain hemispheres, the heart, the eyes, me yawning like insane, stomach screaming for food and my spirit elsewhere! At the end I end up with full tummy doing another stuff... and don't make me even start talking about the struggle of reading terms of service, roadmaps, whitepapers, privacy policies... Hell! REAL HELL! I'm not designed for that stuff! The struggle is awfully real!
I always end up forcing myself to read all the blah blah and end up so tired and sleepy! But those candlesticks from hell! I hate 'em! I can't stand them! I hope they just burn in hell! Those sticks are my nemesis! For 2 years I've been trying to learn that thing... I start and 5 minutes later I'm like "Die, dammit, dieeee stupid candlesticks!" So... yeah... I never pay enough attention...Unfortunately not all places have several chart modes, just the stupid candles. Oh, but one day I will nail that shit.... If I manage to not die of boredom first... You see, I can learn things easily IF I find them interesting enough. If not then pffffrrr, screw them! Am I the only one with this issue?
DIE CANDLESTICK CHARTS, DIEEEE!!
The drawing was made with Autodesk sketchbook and animated in a gif generator app



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Candlesticks are your friends!😉
Eh.... nope!

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@blacklux You have just explained how I feel trying to understand all that is on steemit my mind feels like exploding. I love how you write about it, so much truth in your words.
How are you? Its been a long time since we talk. Are you still using the same fish place to sell your stuff or you managed to find a better place?
@blacklux I am doing good, fishing not so good, but it is the time of year, it will pick up in a few weeks. They sold the fish house and it is now closed, I sell to the same place that my husband has been selling to. I did get paid, I never doubted they would pay me, I just needed to wait for them to get the money, but my husband was convinced they would not. Yes, it has been a while, I have been worried about you, glad to hear from you and you are ok.
I'm glad they finally paid you! I'm fine I just not feeling like posting much lately.
@blacklux I understand but love your writing style, your posts are always fun to read.
Just think of them as a 3D thing ;)
Evil 3D candlesticks from hell? 😅
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Hello @blacklux, thank you for sharing this creative work! We just stopped by to say that you've been upvoted by the @creativecrypto magazine. The Creative Crypto is all about art on the blockchain and learning from creatives like you. Looking forward to crossing paths again soon. Steem on!
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Howdy blacklux! wow, how did you ever make it through school?? No way school could have been interesting or exciting all the time.
I was bored to death in school!
That's what I figured. Do you get bored with Steemit or is there enough diversity and variety?