Ever Came By Your Office

in #blog11 days ago

I'm not they're so indiscreet about it. They just finished their coke and throw it in the garbage pan.

That's open for every once you see or forget it on top of the toilet
We're real quick real quick
So I texted Scott Pressler and told him that we were paging him using the listener section
Message what message do you have to convey to Scott about Fitzgerald in Pennsylvania Nick?
Whatever
My ever came by your office, I brought a bottle of makers mark because I'm from Kentucky and you know
That's what I thought you had ranking and you had finished my entire bottle of McCallen 12
Yeah, so I had to replace it right. Yeah
Security guy
The number of times I've been offered a cocktail before noon on Capitol Hill like it neither Joe from a member at least
Okay, Dustin. I have always offered people look. I'm not a big boozer
I know hard to believe I'm not but I kept a stock like
Scotch wine champagne beer in my office
I kept the booze pretty liberally in my office for guests
So yeah, Dustin if you have ever come into my office for a meeting and it happened to be 11 o'clock in the morning
I'd probably offer you like you want a bloody Mary's go on a boat
But then I feel obligated to get absolutely shit face with you
Fuck me look I just go to the Capitol Hill Club
Just go to the Capitol Hill Club at 9 a.m. In CD amount of Bloody Mary's to being served
Okay, like I'm just saying like Walter
Do you know how many mimosas I would drink in the Capitol Hill Club sometimes in the morning just to get ready for the day?
Like dude, I'm not joking the frickin breakfast buffet
I've watched members carrying over forma moses on a tray by themselves. Okay, like okay, okay
I'm only double-fisted
Because I didn't want to keep getting up all the time
But that's a different story but again people have come to my office and gotten shit face especially during McCarthy's vote

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