I'm A Candidate

You've been waiting a really long time. Hi, everyone. Sorry, I sound like a truck driver.

No offense against truck drivers, but it's just allergies. God, I fell asleep and here you guys are still going, so I was so happy. Tammy, if you're still here, I'm going to apologize for the state of Maryland who actually imported the illegals into your beautiful state of West Virginia, which is very close to my state.

The Maryland man, let me tell you, they were trying to silence him because human trafficking, transport is big business here in Maryland, period. I've seen it happen. I've seen them vote.

It's insanity. Cheryl, what do you think of Trump's comments on your boy, Jamie Raskin? What did he say? I remember I fell asleep. It was last night sometime, but there was so much going on.

Well, I'm surprised my dad hasn't blown up my phone because you guys, my parents, whenever somebody mentions, do you watch Laura Ingraham? I'm like, no, I don't watch the news at all. I'm on X. Like, get on X. I'm A Candidate. Get on X and watch it there.

But they ping me every time someone mentions his name, so I'm shocked that he didn't tell me what he said. My perception of time is terrible at this point. No, I totally get it.