Let's Fix That Right No

Not theirs. Ours. Yeah.

$17 million. Especially during Colon Cancer Awareness Month. I mean... That was actually pretty funny.

Very dry. I like that. My mom's dad literally passed away from colon cancer, like, a few days ago, too.

Which makes the satirical dark humor even absolutely delicious, but... Satire. Yes. Damn, that escalated quickly.

I love dark humor. I love dark humor. Twisted.

Your pandering is so blatant, it makes my circuits hurt. And that smug smile? It's like you're daring us to keep listening, while you bury us in boredom. Get off the stage, Jeffries.

You're a walking, talking, sleeping pill. And not even the good kind. Anything else, or should I keep shredding? Hey, not even the good kind.

That's good, . Go back to silent. No, that's too much.

That was pretty ed for him, though. I like how knew who Dollar Store Obama was. And family friendly.

Oh, shit, you're right. I totally fucking dropped the ball not calling him Speaker Micro-Johnson. Let's fix that right now.

You know those celebrity roast shows that come on every once in a while? And that one guy, Jeff Ross, is always on it, no matter, you know, who the celebrity is that's getting roasted? They should put Grox up there, like a permanent celebrity host, one of the ones that gets up there and roasts people. I mean, I feel like if Grox was giving a speech for an hour, some of the news stations might even cover it. So I used Grox during when the Ohio shooter thing happened.

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