The Underwater Basket Weaving
They work at Starbucks and they serve you coffee and they serve me my coffee in the office. Those people aren't making any money. They're not doing anything and they have tons of debt.
They show up with blue hair and nose green to the grievance of the day process. That's right. Palestine, free Palestine, climate, Greta Thunberg, save the whales, blah, blah, blah.
Save the whales. Yeah, what's up? You're criticizing them. The underwater part that's actually impressive.
Yeah, it is the underwater basket weaving. That is a real degree, by the way, underwater basket weaving. That is a real thing.
So is lesbian dance theory. I mean, what are we talking about? Yeah, exactly. Well, it ought to be an Olympic event, you know, like that ribbon dancing thing, you know, that synchronized ribbon dancing or whatever the hell they do.
Right. I'm sure there's a degree in that. You have to go to Harvard, though.
That's the only place they offer it, you know, or at least the Catalina wine mixer. I'm just saying, are you trying to cancel the. The Amish are going to be pissed if we're talking about their trades here, OK? Like, you know, speaking of that, like imagine if we could just send people like what if the Amish opened a trade school for construction? Like what a brilliant idea that would be for them.
Like if there's any of the Amish, of course, they're not going to be on here. But, you know, someone go to the Amish community and tell them to open a trade school for construction, because I've watched them guys put up a damn barn in eight hours, like the most impressive people on the planet. Like I've watched them build a barn and then all get underneath it and move it by foot.