They Really Do

You can just have the host control it. Fucking easy, bro. So easy.

Like a serious, like... They really do. Yeah. No, I'm looking at his face.

All of them. I can see all their faces behind him. And they all just have this kind of like... devilish, like demonic quality to their faces.

I don't know what's weird. All they look like is... They have that facial expression of somebody who's like... clip farming. You know? Like, oh, that's gonna be a good clip.

And they're just like counting in their head to have the perfect timing for viral shorts. I feel like that's all they think about. That's all they act.

I think they look demonic because they're actually possessed by demons. That too. It helps.

I... I also... So... Because of... It was Tiddy's trial today. Speaker... Like, my sources inside the Capitol have told me that Speaker Michael Johnson has been asking people, like, why baby oil? Because he's never had an issue that way. Okay, but I also have to ask, like... Astroglide makes baby oil? Or what is baby oil in Astroglide? George Santos told me the other day when I was, like, berating one of the Congresswomen, right? He's like, have some class.

You know what? These are dignified people. We should treat them with respect and the class that they deserve. And I'm like, bro, these are the people who got caught for having gay sex in the chamber.

Right? Like, weird, kinky gay sex in the actual chambers. Of... Of the Capitol. Right? Like, come on.

My favorite is when people tell me that I'm supposed to treat them with respect. I have... I have so much contempt for every member of Congress. And... I also learned, like, you want... Listen, for any of you guys who want to, like, participate in activism, this is, like... This took me way too long to figure out.

If you treat them with respect and ask nicely, it has zero impact. If you turn them into a meme and make fun of them, they are so thin-skinned that your ability to, like, seriously, like, change their vote goes way up if you are, like, ruthless and the way that you mock them. Like, seriously, it's night and day.

These are the people that spent $17 million of their slush fund defending sexual inappropriateness with their employees inside the House of Congress. And it was paid off money to keep it out of the news, off the books, and it was all in settlement to make the employees go away. Our tax money.

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