I Must Say

Nick just said that he would help me run this space. So, we're going to fucking stay here all night long until this shit passes. So, buckle in.

Grab your fucking Red Bulls. Go to Ukraine. Get your cocaine.

Don't do drugs. It's bad for you. I'm just joking.

Airdrop us some meme coins. And I want some of the free slides. So you get free slides if you order $500 or more of the Trump cologne.

Pedophilia. So, are you down with the pedophiles? You guys sound kind of like... You're like, oh, we're just people who are really against pedophilia because we also have something to hide. Hey, Michael, you know what, guys? Listen.

All right. Okay, gotta interrupt with some breaking news here. Let's see what we got.

Thanks. We don't make feds, but you're our feds. Vinny, you guys need to get a love hotel.

Let's go into the screenshots. I had to save that one. My federal training is really paying off here.

We can tell. Bro, I'm telling you, if you go to Cuck Muppet and then you do an account kind of like retard finder style, we might be onto something here. And honestly, it's the most honest name for a fed ever, Cuck Muppet.

So we're honestly doing a favor here. We are. Nick, I just want to say, bro, like seriously, your work on the Hill today, the video with Maxine Waters, it's 10 out of 10.

We're all adults here, right? So, as you were. Now, Lindsey Graham is fair game, everybody. He is.

Fucking Miss Graham is definitely fair game. What do you mean, Lindsey? I must say, the best part of being here is that I decided to take a walk outside. I just need some fresh air out here.