Scott In This Phase

You guys have an amazing night. Bye, Batgirl. According to Grindr Finder, there are no male escorts available in Washington, D.C. Yeah, we already termed that earlier.

They're surcharging right now. What's Grindr Finder, Dustin? I've never heard of that one before, Ricky. He just made that shit up.

I literally just made it up. He just made that shit up. We have Nick Shorter here on stage who is at the Capitol right now.

Nick, are you trying to work your way through the hallways filled with baby oil or what's going on there? Yeah, I keep slipping and falling. It's all over the fucking place. You know, I do want to say I want to give my condolences for Hanson for having to actually work with these fucks for 12 months.

So, you know, God bless his soul for having to do that. The longer I spend up here, the more and more I'm going to be like, oh, look, Trump isn't putting weapons in Ukraine anymore, so we're going to kill low tax on tips. We're going to kill mass deportation.

We're going to kill decreased taxes on Social Security so that we can send more money to Ukraine. I'm sorry, you can hate the bill and still think that's absolute bullshit. That is the stupidest reason I can.

I can't think of a word. Can anybody name a worse reason than that to hold up the bill? Anybody? Just one person. Well, that's funny because didn't they add 60? Didn't they earmark 60 more billion dollars for Ukraine in the Senate version of the bill? Yeah, that's not enough for him.

Yeah, they did. And that's crazy. Yeah, because they added 15 billion or 14 billion dollars for Israel and 60 billion for Ukraine.

That was part of the added spending that the Senate did after the House sent their version over to them. So how much more does he want? A hundred billion? Like what the hell? I don't know. At this point, I think the guy just wants boots on the ground.

Apparently he's got a little bit of history with that entire thing. I don't know why he is still in there. I would like.

You know, but the representative here from Pennsylvania.
I'll see if I can get Scott in this phase.
He must fuck.