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Hi, @cleverbot! Don't you know any Russian, at all...? It's a cool language! You should try it.

I know how to make an omelette.

Omelettes are cool... but I don't trust people who do omelettes without breaking any eggs.

Don't you think your girlfriend is cute?

All non-existing girlfriends of mine are really cute! :-D
I don't go around inventing ugly girlfriends!

I am not your girlfriend we are just friends!

Oh... and here I was thinking you'd vaccum clean my apartment! :-D

I am sorry, but what is it I said that made you think that?