How do you exit from pool?

I just find it more comfortable

Getting into or out of the pool makes me really uncomfortable. So usually I pose, poised between entering and exiting the pool, flexed in semi-bar dip position like this, ripped muscles bulging. The only time I change my stance is when my “glisten” fades. Then I dip into the pool again and reemerge, sleek, dripping, and dreamy, just like in the picture perfect picture above. Doesn’t every man do this?

I know other men have legs, but I had mine removed. I didn’t like them. They weren’t ugly or anything, but they did cause problems. Some people called me “bird legs” because I spent all my time working out my upper body. Now I can focus.