A Weary Builder

A Weary Builder desperately looked for a teapot that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

A Weary Builder owned a mug that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a mug being the item selected.

A Weary Builder often carried a dildo that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

A Weary Builder wanted a melon that they liked to annihilate It might be a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Builder had a stapler that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was awesome. A stapler being the thing selected.

A Weary Builder always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.