The Foolish Builder

The Foolish Builder often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Foolish Builder always carried a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Builder searched for a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Builder desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who had decided it was simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Builder owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly new thought, to many, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Foolish Builder desperately looked for a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was opted for.