A Troubled Builder

A Troubled Builder found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who thinks that the idea was epic. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Troubled Builder desperately desired a spade that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.

A Troubled Builder searched for a stapler to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

A Troubled Builder desperately looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be entertaining. A cucumber would be the item chosen.

A Troubled Builder wanted a helmet that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a helmet of all things.

A Troubled Builder desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who assumed it would be fun. A piece of paper being the item opted for.