Their Scary Builder

Their Scary Builder always carried a big sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea was fun. Strangely, a big sponge being the item opted for.

Their Scary Builder always kept a custard pie that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

Their Scary Builder had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. A bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Their Scary Builder carried a lava lamp that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Their Scary Builder desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who considered it would be out of this world. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

Their Scary Builder owned a porno magazine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.