The Green Builder

The Green Builder desperately wanted a vibrator that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Green Builder always carried a teapot that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Green Builder had a chocolate bar that they would often put down their trousers. It was an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be exciting. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Green Builder looked for a tomato that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Green Builder craved for a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen item.

The Green Builder desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.