Their Stupid Builder

Their Stupid Builder had a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be an astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who thought it was amazing. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was selected.

Their Stupid Builder carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a different operation, to many, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

Their Stupid Builder desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Stupid Builder often carried a CD player that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the item selected.

Their Stupid Builder always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Their Stupid Builder looked for a bag of poop that they would eat. This seems a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Builder, who expected it was fun. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.