His Gentle Builder

His Gentle Builder always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

His Gentle Builder carried a cucumber that they would put on his head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

His Gentle Builder found a teapot that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

His Gentle Builder craved for a pen to insert somewhere. It might be a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen having that done to it

His Gentle Builder desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Builder, who feels that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

His Gentle Builder desperately wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen item.