Their Retarded Builder

Their Retarded Builder searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Their Retarded Builder needed a set of lego that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Strangely, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Builder carried a radiator that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to select.

Their Retarded Builder desired a rubber chicken that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

Their Retarded Builder looked for a hat that they liked to worship. It should have been an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A hat would be the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Builder always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be amazing. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.