A Funny Builder

A Funny Builder desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

A Funny Builder owned a chocolate bar that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Builder, who had decided it was out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

A Funny Builder desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Builder, who considered it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Builder found a bat that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be an original operation, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was selected.

A Funny Builder carried a piece of paper that they liked to break. It should be an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Builder often carried a magic 8 ball that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball having that done to it