The Anxious Builder

The Anxious Builder desperately needed a teapot that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a teapot being the item selected.

The Anxious Builder found a cheese grater that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Builder needed a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Builder looked for a magic 8 ball to drop. It might have been a funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who felt it would be simply life. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Builder had a pint of cider that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Builder craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.