The Weary Builder

The Weary Builder needed a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Builder desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A CD player is the item to select.

The Weary Builder carried a stapler that they liked to worship. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was epic. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Builder carried a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Weary Builder carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Weary Builder desperately needed a computer that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.