The Retarded Builder

The Retarded Builder desperately needed a sponge that they would often demolish. It might be a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Retarded Builder looked for a cucumber that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea is miraculous. A cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Builder desperately looked for a spade to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Builder craved for a toilet brush to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Builder looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to hug. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Retarded Builder desperately looked for a bag of flour to cuddle. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the item selected.