A Boring Builder

A Boring Builder desperately craved for a stapler that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

A Boring Builder had a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Builder, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider of all things.

A Boring Builder had a rubber johnny to drop. It might be a funny activity, to many, but not to the Builder, who felt it was fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Builder searched for a toilet brush to sit and look at. It would be a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

A Boring Builder owned a hat that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a hat being the item opted for.

A Boring Builder craved for a radiator that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A radiator is the thing to opt for.