The Unusual Builder

The Unusual Builder carried a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Unusual Builder looked for a crown that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Unusual Builder wanted a stapler that they would smash. It should be a weird thought, to my children, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Builder carried a wig that they would cuddle. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Builder, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Builder looked for a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Builder had a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a block of cheese of all things.