The Confused Builder

The Confused Builder had a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Confused Builder desired a pint of beer that they would share. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Builder looked for a hat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Confused Builder found a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Builder searched for a toilet brush that they would often break. It should have been an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who assumed it would be wonderful. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Builder desperately searched for a porno magazine to eat. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.