The Bum Loving Builder

The Bum Loving Builder desired a little monkey to break. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Builder found a piece of paper to throw. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Builder often carried a ball that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Builder needed a teapot that they would hug. It should have been an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Builder always carried a condom that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Builder desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a pen was the chosen thing.