His Dodgy Builder

His Dodgy Builder desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Builder, who had decided it would be simply life. Honestly, a hat being the item opted for.

His Dodgy Builder craved for a lava lamp that they would drop. One might consider this to be a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who thinks it was wonderous. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Builder always had with them a custard pie to insert somewhere. This seems an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Builder carried a spade to sleep with. It might be a new exercise, to my children, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Builder always kept a bottle of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Builder, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.

His Dodgy Builder desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.