The Hungry Builder

The Hungry Builder often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Hungry Builder carried a CD player that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who thinks it was spectacular. A CD player is the item to select.

The Hungry Builder had a helmet that they liked to put on his head. It is a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a helmet of all things.

The Hungry Builder always carried a lava lamp that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Hungry Builder found a hat that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who felt it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Hungry Builder desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who had decided it would be magnificent. A toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.