A Gentle Builder

A Gentle Builder wanted a bat that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

A Gentle Builder had a set square that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square having that done to it

A Gentle Builder often carried a cucumber that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

A Gentle Builder wanted a porno magazine that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A porno magazine being the chosen item.

A Gentle Builder desperately needed a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Builder, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

A Gentle Builder desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Builder, who felt it would be epic. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.