His Ugly Builder

His Ugly Builder desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A stapler was the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Builder craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who expected it was fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

His Ugly Builder desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to share. This could be considered a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

His Ugly Builder wanted a mug that they would often throw. It might have been an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug of all things.

His Ugly Builder found a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who felt it was exciting. A bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Builder desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who feels that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to select.