Their Confused Builder

Their Confused Builder wanted a sword that they would share. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

Their Confused Builder owned a radiator that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to choose.

Their Confused Builder wanted a bat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

Their Confused Builder desperately desired a bottle of coke to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Builder, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Confused Builder wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Their Confused Builder owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.