A Depressed Builder

A Depressed Builder desired a custard pie that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to select.

A Depressed Builder owned a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who thought it was spectacular. A pencil sharpener is the item to select.

A Depressed Builder desperately needed a melon that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Builder desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who had decided it was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny having that done to it

A Depressed Builder owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. It should have been a different thought, to my children, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

A Depressed Builder searched for a toilet brush that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.