The Eccentric Builder

The Eccentric Builder desired a dildo that they would sometimes hug. It was a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Builder always had with them a stretchman that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Builder craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who feels that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Builder desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to hug. It should have been a bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Builder needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Builder desperately desired a cucumber that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing selected.