A Ugly Builder

A Ugly Builder desperately desired a porno magazine that they would put on his head. One might say this is an original thought, to me, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Builder often carried a condom that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to choose.

A Ugly Builder desperately looked for a condom that they would rub on his belly. It might be a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Builder carried a cucumber that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who thought it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Builder desperately desired a crown that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Builder carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.